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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I got no-eye deer !"
Next Joke
"Box wine? I prefer the term Cardboardeaux."
"I appreciate it when my cats stand around while I clean their litter box. We're like a little road crew: one guy works, three supervise."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,""I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."""
"Why do Gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers"
"What happened to the clock that was still hungry? It went back 4 seconds."
"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"
"Vagina jokes aren't funny Period."
"Me: Just so you know, I'm DTF right now. Wife: I don't know what ""DTF"" means. Me: Take a guess. Wife: (pause) Definitely Too Fat?"