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Joke of the Day

"So I Went to the doctor And he told me to quit masturbating. I said ""whys that?"" He said ""Because you're in my office"""

"My favorite one-liner Two women sat down quietly."

"Research shows that smoking pot does not make you paranoid. But I highly doubt it."

"What did the depressed dolphin say? I need a porpoise."

"My friend doesn't like being called Squidward. He told me, ""But I hate SpongeBob..."" I said, ""That's the spirit!"""

"I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain. Somebody had ripped the appendix out."

"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."

"Imgur Servers"

"Don't send an email if you're angry. Wait a while. Have a couple of drinks. Get yourself really worked up. And then send it."