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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the shoe factory burned down? 500 soles were lost."

"What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes? I have no Idea."

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar The bar tender asks him if he wants a drink, he says ""I think not."" He then disappears."

"Why won't a witch wear a flat cap? Because there's no point in it."

"I'm moving to Ottawa and opening a gym. I'm gonna call it Capital Gainz."

"Doctor doctor can I have a bottle of aspirin and a pot of glue? Why? Because I've been at my computer all day and I've got a splitting headache!"

"A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk."

"What does a cop and a dj have in common They both tell drunk people to put their hands up"

"Golfers always bring two pairs of pants to the Masters. Just in case they get a hole in one."

"I passed out drunk at a party and I woke up to some random dude blowing me.... I yell at him angrily ""As soon as you're finished, I'm kicking your ass!"""