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Joke of the Day
"A car gets better traction in the snow if you throw a couple of coworkers in the trunk."
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"Does Kanye really think America would elect a black man from the south side of Chicago with an odd name? Give me a break..."
"What is the needless meat to a vagina? The woman!"
"I once asked a girl out on a date to perform in my favorite hobby. She demanded there be no strings attached We had a shit day flying kites"
"*a friend tells me their problems* me: mhm, ok, have you tried eating about it?"
"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."
"*uses ipad as a phone* Hey look at me i'm a hobbit"
"Just Got The New Note 7 I guess you could say its pretty lit."
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"What's a crossfit bro's favorite Italian dish? Testosteroni."