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Joke of the Day
"What does a fat girl desire but already have? A ten chin"
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"Something you don't want to hear in a sonogram... Doctor: There is the head...see they hand, they're waving.... and look! It's a boy! Wife: Is it supposed to be that big?"
"Someone just used my driveway to turn around and now I'm standing outside with two open beers and *lonely face*"
"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"
"What do fish smoke? Seaweed"
"There's only one vampire on Sesame Street... At least, only one that counts."
"I got fired today from my summer job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way"
"Reddit servers"
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"""What's up?"" asked the guy with literally no sense of direction."