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Joke of the Day

"I said to my girlfriend, ""Do you want to experiment with a role-play rape fantasy?"" She said, ""**NO!**"" I said, ""*That's the spirit!*"" Jimmy Carr"

"What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life? Fred and George Weasley."

"there are no stupid questions. but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"What makes the ocean roar? You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom"

"Grocery stores nowadays have amazing selection We have powdered milk, powdered orange juice, powdered eggs, baby powder..."

"As long as you're good at blending in, you can be part of Brad and Angelina's family too."

"Yo mamma so ugly When one direction saw her they went in the other direction"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Knock-Knock jokes? He won the no bell prize!"

"How did Harry Potter get down the mountain? Running!... JK, Rowling."

"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""