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Joke of the Day

"""Of course you're the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder"" - alcohol"

"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"I don't get scatological humor. That shit isn't funny to me."

"What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab"

"If wrestlers have biceps, and bodybuilders have triceps, what do surgeons have? Forceps (I hate my shit life)"

"Hotel Chain Merger Ramada Inn and Hilton are merging. The new hotel chain will be called ""Ram it in to the Hilt"""

"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."

"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."

"Kim Jong Un has upgraded himself from ""Leader of North Korea"" to ""Supreme Leader of North Korea"" by adding sour cream and extra cheese."

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Felippe Feloppe ... wah wah"