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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan."
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"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."
"Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the No. 17 one."
"The tree in my front yard is allergic to bees It always get hives"
"ME: *smashes bottle into a ship* MAN: Oh cool, what are you naming it? ME: I'm not *smashes another bottle* I just hate ships"
"What comes after huehuehue? satsatsat lumlumlum"
"Why do Italian men grow moustaches? So they can look like their mothers."
"I don't get why everyone told me how great it is to swim with dolphins. I've been stuck in this tuna net for five days."
"What's long and black? The unemployed line."
"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."