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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots."
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"What's the dating scene like at MIT? Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe."
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"Favorite cannibal movies: 3) Cannibal Holocaust 2) Cannibal Ferox 1) She's Having a Baby"
"Me: so what are you wearing sexy? Collection agency: umm...we'll just call back tomorrow"
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"
"Any bar is a karaoke bar if you're drunk enough."
"What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud? They were PRONOUNS dead"
"what do you call a pair of scratchy balls testickles"
"Mudering people is a lot like smoking cigarettes I can stop any time I want."