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Joke of the Day
"What part of your hand is the most salty? The NaCls"
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"if you eat four pieces of pizza without separating them, it counts as just one. #dieting #fitness."
"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."
"What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His shoulder. One more...what's black and sits at the top of a staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire. I'm so sorry"
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
"If you're religious you dont get to pick & choose ""You shall not make for yourself an idol"" That Disney sticker means you're going to hell"
"What happened to the man running in front of the car? He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car? He got exhausted."
"TIL that Paradise, Nevada was completely paved over at one point. To put up a parking lot"
"What were those two people from VeggieTales? Oh yea, Barrackoli and Cucumberbatch."
"My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter... ...I still wish she didn't have one though"