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Joke of the Day
"Every time you make a ""your mom"" joke, I call my mom to check. Most of you are liars."
Next Joke
"Whenever people say ""anything is possible"", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree."
"Greenpeace have come up with a new name for shrimp hunting, claiming it's the same as mass murder. They're calling it columbrine"
"What kind of cheese do metalheads eat? BRIEEEEEEEEEEEE. I hate myself"
"I went to my 35th high school reunion and realized that ""the one that got away"" turned into a ""dodged a bullet."""
"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"
"A Priest and a Rabbi walk by a park... The Priest turns to the Rabbi and days, ""Hey, wanna screw 'em?"" The Rabbi looks confused for a moment, and replies with, ""Out of what?"""
"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""
"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."
"They say diarrhoea is hereditary... It runs in your jeans"