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Joke of the Day
"Confucius say... ...sex on beach is like American beer, very near water."
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"Walked into a very expensive restaurant, sat down, was handed a menu. Comic Sans. Got up and left. Life is hard."
"I follow my mother's advice and make little things count... Although I'm not sure if she meant me teaching midgets math."
"""Sorry I didn't have a chance to clean up the place,"" I say as I wave dismissively at the chalk outline drawn on the living room floor."
"I've found out recently the worst way to start a bennefit gig for abused children is with an apology"
"Christiano Ronaldo races with himself. Who won? No one. They both came second."
"Where did Mary go after the explosion?? EVERYWHERE!"
"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."
"You can't spell ""A.D.D."" without ""hey what is that is that some Go-Gurt"""
"iOS 6 to present black screen with a big blinking ""NO!"" anytime someone tries to shoot video in portrait mode."