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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke."

"Does anyone want to buy a vacuum cleaner? Mine is just collecting dust at the moment."

"Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy? Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)"

"The thermostat was invented 125 years ago, but I have yet to work in an office with one that has anything but Africa and Sibera as settings."

"If you are Russian when you go in the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? European (your a peeing)"

"Donald Trump becomes President. Thats it. That is the joke."

"All those subreddits going private proves that Reddit's CEO isn't the person that should be in Pao-er"

"Why did Waldo go to therapy? ..to find himself."

"""Oh look, rain! Wait, how do I drive again?"" - People"

"There's no way that whatever mothballs prevent is worse than the smell of mothballs"