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Joke of the Day
"Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up? They were just never on the same page..."
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"Two white guys and a black guy go to the police station The two white guys return"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"
"Which part of an eagle is the hardest? The pecker."
"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."
"""My god, it's the zombie apocalypse. Everyone grab the most critical items and get ready to run"" *me holding a Shrek 2 DVD* Way ahead of you"
"[NSFW] I think I might be gay... ...Every time I touch my dick I get hard"