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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."

"I was going to make a Pokemon joke But I decided Natu"

"What ten letter word starts with g-a-s? Automobile."

"My youngest son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over to my house, unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."

"Why can't a vegetable win an argument? Cuz he always uses a straw, man!"

"IOC Drops Wrestling From 2020 Olympics Countless people are stunned by this takedown."

"""If he told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?"" ""No, because i'm not fucking crazy mom."""

"Blonde: Doctor, it hurts everywhere I touch. Doctor: You have a broken finger."

"Fucking dirigibles."

"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."