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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a horse and a zebra? A lawyer."
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"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"
"Why are jews not creative? Because they can't think outside the BOX."
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb ? Juan"
"Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait to go home again that pisses me off."
"Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree? They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count."
"Just ate my toothbrush to clean those hard-to-reach places."
"Professor i'd like an extension on my paper. why? well my ex just got married & i have to comment ""lame"" on all her wedding pics on facebook"
"I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect."
"You can't trust anyone you meet online I went on a date with a guy I met online last week and stole $250 from him"