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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color? A reptile dysfunction."

"What do you call an uneven body of water? An inconsistensea."

"One liner I'd go gay but the taste of semen makes me gag."

"Microsoft has developed a special version of the Halo 3 rendering engine which can run within LibreOffice Calc spreadsheets... It's called Halo3.**ods**t"

"They say you should play dead if a bear attacks you. That shouldn't be that hard once he snaps your torso in half."

"My friends say im in denial I dont know what theyre talking about. Edit: second version: Ive never even been to Egypt!"

"Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy"

"What's the difference between a hippy and a hockey player? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."

"No man can hold me down. That's what women are for."

"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."