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Joke of the Day

"The hardest part about being black is never knowing if any of your family members are secretly being played by Tyler Perry."

"If video games have taught me anything, it's that you'll automatically get promoted if you kill your boss"

"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"

"If it wasn't for rap I probably wouldn't know the area codes of most major metropolitan cities"

"If I had a dollar every time someone called my mother a whore... I'd be the richest client she ever had"

"You name your cat Bowl. What would the name on the cat's bowl be? It would be 'Bowl' and all of your friends would leave you because you are an idiot and named your cat Bowl."

"An American in France... An American in France limps into a doctor's office. The doctor runs over to the patient and asks, ""What happened!?"" The American responds, ""Ei ffel""."

"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I pissed on her."

"Label every torrent you upload with your e-mail address and other contact information so peers can thank you"

"I got teased by my friends, because they thought my girlfriend was imaginary Jokes on them - they are too."