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Joke of the Day

"What's the filthiest joke you know? Here's mine How do you know when your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes of blood."

"There are 2 types of people in this world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"What is grey and comes in quarts? An elephant"

"I'd be great at Wheel of Fortune. I shout random shit all the time. It's called ""tourettes"". ""Pat, I'd like to buy a... FUCK! SHIT! FUCK!"""

"Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days.."

"Friday, Friday, all gonna die next Friday. Everybody's gettin' ready for the world's end. Gotta make My mind up: Which souls should I take?"

"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But, John came in fifth and won a toaster."

"Insane Clown Posse is really giving a bad name to all the rational clown posses out there."

"Didn't think my kid was ever going to sleep, earlier.You would've thought the cops were here,the way she was resisting a rest."

"What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around? Holmeless"