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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend always keep her boobs pressed against my face when she asks me for expensive things.She calls it the ""Booby trap"""

"My sister told me I'd never be able to kill a man with my pasta... ... She soon learned that the penne's mightier than the sword!"

"If you visit the president of Russia..... ......be sure to Putin a good word for me."

"Women are generally speaking"

"Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did? He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone."

"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."

"How can you tell if a person is vegan They tell you the minute you meet them"

"What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !"

"i don't think women should stay in the kitchen... i mean, how are they supposed to clean the rest of the house from there?"

"Pilot makes a sudden sharp turn, comes on speaker ""Just kidding!! Attendants will be by with new underwear. Have a nice flight everybody."""