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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a person is vegan They tell you the minute you meet them"
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"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !"
"Me: your freezer went out I had to eat all the ice cream sandwiches Friend: it looks like someone kicked the outlet back into the drywall"
"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."
"My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16"
"Success is measured by how long it takes your boss to notice you're not at your desk."
"I think my cat might be a communist... Mao...Mao...Mao...Mao..."
"Wanna see an ass-trick? Here --> *"
"What's the main use for leather in the world? Holding cows together Edit: It doesn't work if you apply too much logic. Just enjoy the joke"
"My girlfriend said she's like a man because she pees in the shower. I said, you're not a man until you pee in the toilet, From the shower."