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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you sit on a potato? A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)"

"I was about to make a sodium joke... but Na"

"If the name of your song is not a prominent lyric of the song, I respect you, but I don't have time for you."

"Why are Women and Children evacuated first in a Disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"Why don't cannibals eat ex-wives? Because they're bitter."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"

"The 9th rule of fight club is no roller skates. honestly guys I don't know why we keep having to say this."

"Your first car is a lot like anal... ...you don't really want it but your stepdad gives it to you anyway."

"What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope."

"Remember when people used to have to be in shape to wear tank tops?"