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Joke of the Day

"All my sisters ex fiance smoke pot... She just couldn't marijuana them."

"Doctor, can you have a look at my penis... Doctor: I don't see anything wrong with it? I know it's magnificent isn't it?"

"If you have a choice between ugly or fat, remember this. You can turn the lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark."

"Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach."

"My girlfriend says she's my best friend but she got so mad when I called her a homo and threw a snowball at her face. Women are so confusing"

"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh? Ten tickles."

"I once met a Republican feminist She told me to Czech my privilege."

"My cat refuses to approach strangers. He's such a pussy."

"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""