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Joke of the Day
"Why does 7 make 6 nervous? 7 is his plus one, but she's bigger than he is."
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"What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine? When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week."
"Different cultures like eating animals that we consider pets... For example, did you know that in Japan, they eat fish?"
"For you Atlanta Ga folks Welcome to Decatur, where the men are men and so are the women. Welcome to Midtown, where the women are women and so are the men."
"I hope one day to have the chance to whisper ""what's she doing here?"" to the person next to me at a funeral."
"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"
"People always ask, would you rather be right or happy? I have always found I'm happiest when I'm right!"
"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"
"I woke up at 3 am this morning to the sound of my burglar alarm ""Time to go out and rob some people!"" I said"
"I ran into a dance club for people with back problems It was called the Slipped Disco"