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Joke of the Day
"If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before."
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"*watches you carefully arrange the piles of paperwork on your desk *waits for you to finish *sets fan to ""oscillate"""
"How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, Feminists can't change anything!"
"Wife: can you change the baby Me: oh thank god. I'm so glad you said that. Yes, yes I will Wife: I don't mean swap it for a new one Me: ..."
"I got tired of smelling soggy tacos, so I quit working at Taco Bell. Also, the food smells like shit."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"What did the liberal say to the chicken? Nothing. He's dead. He was shot and killed in a home invasion and did not have any guns to defend himself. Sarah Palin 2016"
"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."
"The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke."
"What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with? Haram bea"