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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between pizza and a black guy? The pizza can feed a family"

"women tend to make bad decisions when they're around me... if they chose me instead it would be the best decision of their lives!"

"Some people are named after where they were conceived. For example Brooklyn, Paris... My friend Ally doesn't agree."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? A pardon."

"How can you tell that a politician lies? His lips are moving"

"Top 5 oxymorons: 1. Jumbo shrimp 2. Civil war 3. Virtual reality 4. Great outdoors 5. Family vacation"

"Screw the nice list, I've got you on my ""nice and naughty list!"

"VW just released a new diesel car... It's called the Cheetah. ... credits to a colleague at work"

"My wife bought a new plant for for the house. I didn't like it at first... ...but it's starting to grow on me."

"What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt? Culture"