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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"

"I'm pretty sure they weren't talking about stupid when they told you, ""If you got it flaunt it."""

"Why are the Irish considered lucky? It's because they're always drunk as hell."

"What is the premier dish in Israeli-Japanese cuisine? Jewshi"

"Who could it be? there's a big idiot between the ""I"" and the ""Y"" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?"

"Worst flight I've ever been on. Waited for hours, plane never left the ground.. I'm never flying Airbnb again"

"Hungover? Hydrate. Depressed? Hydrate. Want to make a good first impression on others? Hydrate."

"What are Holocaust Deniers celebrating timorrow? The Fourth of Jew Lie!!!!"

"I have developed an intolerance to gluten- -free people"

"The US goverment EDIT: Sorry, I know this isn't fairly original. I promise better next time."