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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"

"Oh no, my kid got upset at me and locked himself in his room. What ever will I do. Margarita anyone?"

"What does the lord say when the intern messes up? God demi"

"Ugh this morning this cop was all ""what's with the fake mustache"" & ""you can't throw turtle shells out of your vehicle"" & ""who's Yoshi"""

"Bed Bath & Beyond starts off pretty normal-sounding, but then it goes galactic."

"I point my gun at the bank teller and order him to fill my bag with cash but he struggles because the bag is already full of tacos."

"I remember one time my uncle asked me to spell ""schadenfreude"", and I couldn't. But he's dead now and I'm not, so I win."

"The value of money in a relationship: the 10 bucks that the wife and the tax inspection don't know about are worth more than the 100 that both know about."

"What do you call a mod in r/News ? [Removed]"

"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."