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Joke of the Day
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
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"Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane? because he was flying solo and went look no hans..."
"A man from Alabama walked into a French hospital. He was in pain."
"So I went on this swinger's camping holiday recently. It was fucking intense."
"So I was going down on this girl. And I tasted horse semen, I looked up at her and said ""ahh Grandma that's how you died"""
"Confucius say, ""Man who can put bait on hook well... ...is a master baiter."""
"Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him."
"How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ? Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !"
"Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama."
"I only accept chocolate chip cookie bribes, THE SOFT ONES CHRISTY, NOT THE GARBAGE YOU GAVE ME."