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Joke of the Day
"FDA approving female viagra next week. Or as Bill Cosby calls it, a ""spritzer"""
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"It's always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you've been waiting for....... ""Your order's ready."""
"Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel."
"What do you call 2 people singing in Hebrew? Jewet :D"
"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."
"A couple in their nineties are getting divorced. Everyone is like ""Why why why after all these years?"" They say ""We were waiting for the children to die."""
"Just checked into hotel in Miami. They have a separate pool for redheaded people. I thought we were past this."
"Pogo, Radio So two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. To the left of them is a sink. One of the polar bears turns on the bath water, and the other says, ""Pogo, radio."""
"Why did the feminist masseuse stop at the thigh? She didn't like to massage a knee."
"Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater..... Watched the new Star Wars movie at an outdoor theater after dusk. It was a Jedi night."