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Joke of the Day

"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."

"Two doe walk out of a casino... One looks at the other and says, ""I can't believe I blew 50 bucks."""

"* Dalai Lama goes on killing spree after listening to my coworker eat soup *"

"Because of Politcal Correctness you can no longer say ""Black paint"". You have to say ""Jamal, will you please paint the fence?"""

"Want to play the rape game? ""Nope"" Ah, that's the spirit."

"Damn girl, are you a pig? Because your mother looks like a pig. Because you look damn hot bacon in the Sun. Because I want to stuff you like Thanksgiving dinner. . . . More suggestions appreciated"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse."

"How does cheese get more mature? Fromage"

"As a female carpenter, I'm often asked if I prefer... To get screwed or nailed..."

"So I was in the library the other day... My black friend comes over and ask me where the color printers were at. I looked up and said ""it's 2015 man you can use whatever printer you want""."