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Joke of the Day

"Five years ago, I couldn't see the forest through the trees, but now I can. Thank goodness for loggers and strip malls!"

"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well."

"Just ordered a chicken and and an egg off ebay... Will let you know the results soon."

"I don't mind holding my wife's purse. It's the only time I get to be close to my balls."

"When a blonde goes to London on a plane how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row"

"Q. What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown? A. Artificial intelligence."

"There are only 10 types of people in this world Those who understand binary, and those who don't."

"What's the worst thing about being in an incestuous relationship with your own father? Every time you say to him ""I'm horny"" he always replies ""Hi, horny, I'm dad""."

"What word starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck"