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Joke of the Day
"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
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"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunji cord? My ass. LAWL"
"Why are divorces so damn expensive? Because they are fucking worth it!"
"Why did the dog become a lawyer but the cat couldn't? The cat couldn't pass the ""bark exam"""
"I went for a job at NASA yesterday. Everything was going well until they asked me what my ambitions were. I replied, ""The sky's the limit!"" and they told me to fuck off!"
"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do."
"In English there's a word for fucking everything. It's 'pansexual'"
"Just got invited to an ""alcohol-free"" wedding. The happy couple will be sad when they realize it's going to be a ""present-free"" wedding too."
"If you encounter a bear DON'T RUN. Maintain eye contact. Keep maintaining it. Fall in love. Marry the bear. Tell story to your grandbearbies"
"Why did Berlusconi go to the Costa Concordia? To see the Gash"