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Joke of the Day

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE"

"I hate insects puns, they really bug me."

"What does a cannibal get when he comes home late to dinner? The cold shoulder."

"They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me."

"A quantum physicist gets pulled over. The police officer asks ""Sir, do you have any idea how fast you were going?"" The quantum physicist responds ""No, but I know exactly where I am."""

"Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin."

"If I had a dollar for every time a woman find me attractive... I'd have a dollar, thanks mom"

"An Atheist and a Christian walk into a bar... ...they proceed to have a few drinks and enjoy each others company because they're not pretentious assholes"

"The greatest harbor on Earth can shelter not a single ship... It is truly without pier."

"I love how baguettes get stale after about 12 hours. Life is so beautiful and fragile."