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Joke of the Day
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"I have an invisible friend. I haven't seen him for some time now."
"What do you call a blood vessel with a carrot jammed into it? A carroted artery."
"My father was known for running marathons He never came back from the Boston one though But I knew that he'd say it was bomb I'm glad he went out with a bang"
"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"
"We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean."
"127 MILLION? How are there 127 million subscribers when the Reddit population is WAY LESS????"
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual fetish? Boo-kake"
"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."
"Dog pissed about wearing cone after surgery. Dog spends night banging cone against walls, keeping human awake. Dog-1 Human-0"