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Joke of the Day
"We all have that one friend who returns our yacht a little too clean."
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"I took a photo of the thing I use to play my guitar. It was a lovely pic."
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"""Can I shit here?"" ---- Sean Connery trying to make friends at the park but making enemies inshtead."
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"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""