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Joke of the Day
"How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !"
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"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
"My girlfriend has accused me of stalking her. Well, technically she's not my girlfriend yet."
"What's the difference between a Mexican joke and a black joke? Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal"
"My gf asked me if gorilla meat was forbidden in Islam. I told her, ""Yeah, it's haram, bae."""
"Why did the scarecrow get an award? He was out standing in his field"
"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."
"I'm the perfect man if you don't factor in looks, depth of character, emotional availability, intelligence or financial well being."
"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."
"I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated.. I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what."