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Joke of the Day
"I work at a UPS store where we employ mentally challenged people It has its ups and downs."
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"technology My Grandpa said ""Your generation relies to much on technology."" I said ""No, your generation relies to much on technology."" Then I unplugged his life support."
"How did the captain of the u-boat announce to his crew that there were no more passports to go around? This sub has officially run out of IDs."
"What makes a pun, fun? Add an h."
"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""
"[judging dog show] DOG: [barks] ME: [ticks clipboard] This one's working fine AUDIENCE MEMBER: You have misunderstood what's required of you"
"How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!"
"*Moses opens tablet* You have TEN unread commandments."
"A Nazi walks into a BAR... Browning automatic rifle"
"What is 007's fetish? Bondage..."