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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I just tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward That's just how I roll"
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"I asked my wife what to wear to this black tie event. She said ""When in Rome"". So, I'm going as a naked, terrified Christian. With a tie."
"How much hummus did the anorexic Arab eat? A tahini bit!"
"What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker with cavier please!"
"Director: so, you'll be playing this regular guy... Johnny Depp: no thanks."
"How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware? Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive."
"I work out at the same time every day... tomorrow."
"How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment."
"What do you call a 5'10"" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway? A medium medium on the median."
"""We should see other people"" PIGEON: coo ""It's not u it's me"" - coo ""I'm breaking up w/ u"" - coo ""I'm sleeping w/ ur brother"" - not coo"