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Joke of the Day
"It's like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another."
Next Joke
"How's everyone holding up? It's crazy out there! I've killed 15 zombies so far! And why the hell are they all carrying candy?"
"So I farted in an apple store Everyone got mad so I said too bad you don't have windows"
"How do you know that your gynecologist is nearsighted? His nose is wet."
"Why did the police drop the charges against the man accused of being an olive branch? Because the charges wooden stick. My humblest apologies. * The case! Drop the case! Ah fuckit."
"ENTER PASSWORD password YOUR PASSWORD IS TOO LITERAL PLEASE TRY AGAIN again ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW"
"If a giant capture you and me and made a smoothie out of us, what would it taste like? It would taste like ""just us""."
"What's another name for a hemorrhoid? A cock blocker"
"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."
"I told my friends that I'm going for a date with a gorgeous girl, and they teased me that she's imaginary. Joke's on them, they are too."