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Joke of the Day

"My Ex? Yea I'd still hit that.........WITH A CAR"

"What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine? A puff-adder"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."

"My friend showed me a black computer he wanted to buy... I said ""Dont you mean an African American computer?"" and he replied ""Stop being so PC"""

"People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get."

"What would George Washington do if he were alive right now? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"I make the Transformers sound when I change into sweatpants."

"John supper in spanish is JUAN CENA ^^^^^^^^edit: ^^^^^^^^apparently ^^^^^^^^its ^^^^^^^^juan ^^^^^^^^cena"

"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."

"The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23."