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Joke of the Day

"The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23."

"What's similar between The Mafia and a Pussy..? ...I haven't been in either."

"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"

"This pun may hurt a bit But I'll tell it to you straight: Hemorrhoids are a pain in the ass *...and I'll be seeing myself out*"

"I hate being bipolar... But it's also pretty awesome sometimes."

"Isn't it ironic that the favorite drink of Britain's homeless is called ""Tennents""?"

"Why are bunnies so good at brewing? Cause beer is made with hops."

"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""

"What is the difference between ""ooooooh""and ""aaaaaaah""? About three inches. "

"I am under: paid, pressure, followed, rated, the gun, the radar, the influence, the weather and the wrong impression."