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Joke of the Day

"The first person to ever call me a psycho was Lorraine from high school. Height 5'4, coffin size 84 by 28 by 23."

"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."

"People need to stop judging a person by their appearance. Just because i have food stains on my shirt that doesn't mean i have kids."

"Steam Greenlight"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate food before it was cool"

"The problem with Chinese food is an hour later you feel like hacking the Pentagon again."

"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."

"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"

"Have you heard about the airplane industry? Its really taking off and reaching new heights."

"What do you call a sassy criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."