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Joke of the Day

"People don't approve when I run up to them in the street & try to make plaster casts of their faces. At least that's the impression that I get."

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung."

"My secret ingredient is letting somebody else cook."

"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"

"What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A Basketball player."

"A gay guy wants to quit smoking... So he put a nicotine patch on both arms, now he's down to 2 butts a day."

"what's black and white and altogether catchy? Ebony and ivory."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"Told a chemist a joke No reaction"

"I was asked to name my top 10 most favorite books. I don't have 10 so I just started naming insects."