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Joke of the Day
"A blind man walks into a bar And a table. And a chair."
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"What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub? You throw in some laundry and detergent."
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"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."