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Joke of the Day
"What does an educated owl say? Whom."
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"I don't work here. I'm a consultant."
"I flipped off a latino guy who cut me off in traffic and now I'm polling at 8% in the Republican primary."
"What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door? ""Don't look. I'm dressing."""
"I know Muslims can't eat pork. Islam ok though?"
"What do you call a chicken haunting your house? A Poultrygeist!"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of the toilet paper aisle, trying to decide whether I want to wipe with a pillow, a cloud, or a kitten."
"Tory Spelling walks into a bar The barman asks, ""Why the long face?"""
"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."
"Oddly enough, when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the drunk sorority girl face."