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Joke of the Day
"What type of fish needs to be tuned? Tune a fish"
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"Sex so good the peeping Tom made sandwiches."
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"Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young? Budweiser"
"Steve Irwin died the same way he lived.. ..with animals in his heart."
"Girl, are you a parking ticket? Because I want to throw you aside and forget about you forever."
"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"