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Joke of the Day

"What did the bra say to the hat? Go on ahead I'll give these two a lift"

"[1st Date] (Okay, don't let her know you're addicted to eating fruit) Me: This is good [2nd Date] [3rd Date] [4th Date] [5th Date] Her: Stop"

"*handshake* wow, soft hands! u must've never worked a day in ur life [coming off a 9 hour shift at the Vaseline factory] ""u dont know me."""

"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets."

"What vegetable was on the badge in the cab? A CABBAGE!"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I've decided to fight my addiction I'm not posting on reddit until next year"

"Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road? It was two tired."

"Reddit knock knock joke Knock knock..who's there...go away the punchline is private!!"

"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"