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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the worlds greatest magician? He was walking down the street and turned into a drug store"

"My Mexican friend is so indecisive He's always on the fence"

"What do you call a Middle Eastern sorceress? A sandwitch."

"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."

"Want to hear a joke? Tess Holliday."

"How do you spell socks in Spanish? Eso si que es."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth Get out of the way your in my light!"

"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"

"My grandad used to swear by refrigerators. And televisions. In fact, he was probably the most foul-mouthed member of staff Comet ever had."

"The Ouija board spells out WHAT'S UP GAYLORD and I'm like is there really no one else in the spirit realm besides my grandma?"