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Joke of the Day
"What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's"
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"What's the best way to make your wife angry during sex? Call her and tell her where you are."
"The guy no one likes walked into a bar and said ""You lost The Game."""
"So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370."
"""Can you read Chinese?"" ""Yes but only when it's printed in English."""
"So, I was waiting in line for Pho, and my buddy called me asking where I was. For some reason, he was offended when I said ""Pho Queue."""
"My 4 yr old asked if I was sick, I said ""Yes, please ask mommy to bring me the Sudafed""... My wife walks by me and says, ""Why do you want soup in bed?"""
"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"
"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."
"What does a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it."