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Joke of the Day
"I believe we should all pay our taxes with a smile I tried, but they wanted cash"
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"I had a wet dream last night about dogs... Talk about coming in my boxers."
"If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry."
"Was going to tell my wife a joke about quantum theory... ...but I didn't want to Bohr here"
"what did the tampon say to the other tampon as they passed each other in the street? NSFW nothing. they were both stuck up cunts!"
"Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps."
"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""
"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"
"Her: Stop being absurd. Just be yourself. Me: Make up your mind."