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Joke of the Day

"What is black and eats pussy? cervical cancer"

"""I have to go eat cake now"", should be a perfectly valid reason for leaving a social occasion where cake has not been provided."

"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"

"'How I Met Your Mother'- is definitely The longest TED talk ever!"

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"at the salon thinking of going darker for winter maybe i'll kill the shampoo girl"

"I took a Viagra the other day and it got stuck in my throat... I had a stiff neck all day."

"The worst thing you could hear after orally pleasing Willie Nelson. I'm not Willie Nelson."

"Did you hear about the man who was sexually attracted to cars? He had an auto-erotic affixation."

"Why are calculators grey and boring? Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:("