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Joke of the Day
"What is black and eats pussy? cervical cancer"
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"Namaste or Namago."
"Every time my Father in law gets trashed, he asks if I've lost weight... So naturally I bring a bottle of scotch every time we visit."
"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."
"At what age is it acceptable to tell a highway it's adopted?"
"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."
"The average person loses their virginity at 17. Congratulations you are above average."
"My girlfriend once told me she was pregnant. I was so excited that I ran to another country and have never seen her from then."
"Q: What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests? A: A cramberry."
"Is it just me? ... or are circles pointless"