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Joke of the Day
"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"
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"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."
"When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet? I say ""Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."""
"What did the blond do with her asshole in the morning? Pack him a lunch and tell him to go to work!"
"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"[bedroom] Her: omg don't stop Me: what was that? Her: *sighs* Simon says don't stop"
"Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!"
"Out in public, my husband and I only argue using whale sounds, so it's actually a very calm and soothing experience for people around us."
"News flash: Vandals destroy street signs They pulled out all the stops"
"A boy asks his father: ""Dad, dad, what's abortion?"" ""Ask your sister."", the father responds. ""But I don't have a sister"", the boy says, confused. ""That's the point."""