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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with my girlfriend because I like my women like I like my coffee Without other people's dicks in it."

"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."

"""You are cute like a dog, Momma!"" My daughter is very sweet but we must work on her ability to compliment."

"What's the difference between a quarter and a nickel? The Hiroshima bombing didn't kill a nickel of a million civilians."

"[1st date] ""My birthday is on April 20th, so 4/20. Isn't that cool? When's yours?"" Oh, umm *sweating* Sextember 69th"

"So apparently in a job interview, if the interviewer asks you to choose one word that describes you, the correct answer is not fergalicious."

"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.... Soon after a young boy walks in. The priest says ""lets fuck him!"" The rabbi says ""outta what!?"""

"how is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying."

"New definition of punishment When you get to a reddit thread after all the puns have been taken."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Lift up her sleeve."